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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Are we as a club going to be damned to Hell as we are getting rid of Jesus? Does this mean Ashley is Satan reincarnated? If so, what does that make Pouchy?

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    Rum & Black for 2, Jun 4, 2018
  2. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    His lady is fit!
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Jun 4, 2018
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    God bless jesus.

    His lass has ****ing huge tits.
     
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  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Damien

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    Heed, Jun 4, 2018
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Really?!! Sorry Jesus but your lady is like a common dog from Essex who has plastic surgery to detract eyes away from the face!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 4, 2018
  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Those cans are worth every penny
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 4, 2018
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    She is muy guapa.
     
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  9. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Comedy tits. The lad has done alright out of life.

    What was it he said now?
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Jun 5, 2018
  10. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Maybe just me but based on that picture "I would".
     
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    haslam, Jun 5, 2018
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

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    He might be sh!te but his missus has a canny pair of fun bags.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jun 5, 2018
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  12. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Probably been too knackered to play from shagging that for hours every night, poor lad.
     
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  13. Q

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    Her breasts are a 10/10
     
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  14. Kryptonite

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    I remember he played really well at LB away at Swansea, pity he always seemed to be injured.
     
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    Kryptonite, Jun 7, 2018
  15. Captainchaos.

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    Her tits are too big
     
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    Captainchaos., Jun 7, 2018
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  16. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Can understand why he hasn't been playing now. Poor sod must have been shattered from rattling that thrice daily.
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Jun 8, 2018
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  17. mickeybnufc

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    Surely thats an oxymoron
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    No - apparently she has a degree in philosophy.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jun 8, 2018
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  19. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Wonder if she has one in hornyology
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Jun 9, 2018
  20. Charlie Snakescock

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    She looks about 7 yer *****.
     
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    Charlie Snakescock, Jun 9, 2018
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