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  1. Tiote

    Tiote New Member

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    Definitely dont want him, he most certainly is ****e.
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Doesn't fit our age policy and don't really rate him.

    No thanks.
     
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  4. Colly NUFC

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    We're signing Jesus? He doesn't fit our age policy, but with his Doctor Who-esque talent for regeneration that shouldn't be an issue. Sign him up Mike!

    Are you absolutely sure its not just a blurry picture of Johnathan Greening though?
     
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  5. Tiote

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    Maybe thats why we won't offer Barton a new deal because he won't turn the other cheek will he.
     
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    <laugh>

    Take him to the fountain of youth!

    Sorry , watched Pirates of the Caribbean yesterday. Didn't like it although Penelope Cruz.... :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Good on crosses I've heard.
     
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    The 4th films in any series are weak.
     
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    True that.

    Although Penelope Cruz in 3D............
     
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    LOL you want to get over to Japan mate, they are showing porn films at cinema's in full 3D now. All they need is Penelope. :emoticon-0160-movie:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  11. Tiote

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    Grand theft anal 4 was good
     
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    Ouch!
     
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    Yeah that's when his dribbling really shows too.
     
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