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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ST this morning

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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    You've got sand in your vagina this morning haven't ye <laugh>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    No Fan, I said "I love it..." Now I know you struggle with this, and I can almost understand that you might get "irritated by" and "can't stand" confused. But to struggle with the difference between "I love" and "it irritates me" is ridiculous even for you.

    I am seriously beginning to doubt you having an English degree tbh pal. As you will have noticed there is a '?' at the end of my sentence. Thus making it a question and not an assertion etc. I only asked as you have on more than one occassion shown displeasure with asian people. Note I didnt say oriental as oriental doesnt refer to the 'people'


    I don't doubt the bloke exists. Just your little tale. It's not as implausible as golf-club Rambo or the pain-free old cancer-sufferer though

    Guess you will never know for sure. However the consistency and evidence is there. There is also an amount of background and dare I say 'evidence'
    I know this is alien to you and a blanket 'I blame the asians' approach would suit your style. From the leaving paper cups in the toilets, to the fathers of the asian girls to the asian fans at OT

    You maybe wondering why I persist? well its because I dont believe you are racist deep down. Just ignorant <ok>
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    technically 1and a half. I need to finish the dissertation for one
    Its distance learning at DeMontfort University in leicester

    so NOT 2 then <doh>

    YOU are the one, even in that thread, that keeps harping on about 2.
    I corrected you then and now

    its called consistency, something you know nothing about
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I though I was an angry old man at times but STs rants are great, he always makes me laugh. <laugh>
     
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  6. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    You were writing that dissertation last July according to that thread <laugh>

    Guess you must have failed eh? Shame.
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Its longer than that if you must know

    You are right though I still havent done it. I could have goy the PGDip but the rules were that if you get that certificate then you have to wait 6 years to habd in your dissertation and get the masters

    Didnt think it would be that long so didnt take it. <laugh> had I known some of what has happened would happen, I would have

    I can tell you why it transpired this way if you wish?

    EDIT - it was 2005 when I stopped it so in fact 7 years now
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    So when did you start your own business Fan and what do you do?
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    What evidence? Your account? Is this like the Quran, where if someone says something then you believe it no matter how ridiculous? We're not all as stupid as you Fan.
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Not that you will believe me anyway, but here goes

    I worked in regeneration for 15 odd years after deciding teaching wasnt what I wanted to do.
    In all fairness though that was out of desperation for work with a decent wage and less travelling as had a kid with one on way, was working in a bank before

    My little lads birth and issues surrounding it (was told he was going to die) meant a lot of time off, which work were really good about tbh. As time passed he got stronge but needed LOTS of treatments = more time off. At the time they were offering VR to some employees so put my name down. They reluctantly accepted

    Took the money I was given and bought a terraced house that was battered. Did it up and sold it and made a good profit. Was shoite in terms of yearly salary (about £15k) but excellent in terms of 1 house. so took the money and bought another etc etc

    This (and the carers money etc) was enough for a while. Little un has had all the 'major works' done in terms of ops. His medication has reduced from 8 weekly (meant days in hospital) to once every 6 months so had time now

    Having worked in regeneration I am trained in doing community consultations and project management. so basically do this on an ad hoc basis. Can be quite lucrative but isnt 9 -5 or regular. Also do a bit of buying and selling if the right thing comes up

    In between did some ****ty P/T jobs like working the phones for BT. These were twilight shifts so 5 -10 etc.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If only he would mind his own business.
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    But why would you ask such a ridiculous question? If someone says "I love", only an imbecile would ask "does it irritate?" Why would I love something that irritated me?
    I am seriously doubting the english degree now tbh. Look at what you wrote <doh>
    here is an example. 'I would LOVE for LFC to lose the FA cup final' why? because they (and their fans) irritate me when they win.



    What evidence? Your account? Is this like the Quran, where if someone says something then you believe it no matter how ridiculous? We're not all as stupid ss you Fan.

    Both of which you criticise without looking into.

    As they say the wiseman says what he thinks, the fool says what he hears.
     
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  13. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    Ah, Thefudwithnobrain.

    Have your 10 kids all gone through Ivy League universities yet you lying cant? <laugh>

    Are your 20 businesses and 100 homes bringing in enough wedge to put them through? <laugh>

    FFS, Baron Von Munchausen was based on you, ya pie.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    How am I supposed to look into golf-club Rambo and the amazing cancer-proof man? As for the Quran, I have looked into it. The whole authentication aspect is a joke only an idiot would fall for.
     
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  15. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    So you thought I meant "I love it when Fan comes up with BS anecdotes, because he irritates me"?
    No I thought it because of your irrational hatred of asians

    How am I supposed to look into golf-club Rambo and the amazing cancer-proof man? As for the Quran, I have looked into it. The whole authentication aspect is a joke only an idiot would fall for.

    Any wise person would at least authenticate what they could, and if most of that were true then no reason to doubt the rest

    What ist the authentication aspect?

    I like how you bought religion into this argument and the other one. Is it because you think it will get to me?

    or are you hoping I make a comment against you so you can run to syd and plead for a banning?
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    that sounds familiar <doh>
     
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  17. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    As do your tales about how minted you are <doh>
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    dont recall saying i was 'minted'

    and why do my tales sound familiar?
     
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  19. Fart Synchronism Machine

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    "I've got all these businesses"

    "I've got all this money to invest"

    "My 400 kids have all gone through Stanford University"

    You talk **** ya grape tickler <ok>
     
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  20. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Sorry Fan, but if most of an authentication proves to be true, that does not mean that the unproven can automatically be be accepted as a truth.
     
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