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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 5, 2012.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    50 years old today. Tried watching a couple years ago and couldn't get into them. Overhyped bollocks to me.

    Anyone like them?
     
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    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    like the books, films are a bit hit n miss
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Roger Moore was the best by miles.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    James Bond is for specky virgins
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 5, 2012
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Mostly ****e.

    They're still better than those **** awful Batman movies <ok>
     
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    theyre not better than sweeney todd
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    James Bond films are cool. That twat Daniel Craig ruined it though, he's one of the worst actors out there.

    Goldeneye is an awesome film. <ok>
     
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  8. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    George Lazenby is the GOAT imo
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Any particular cast member catch your eye Beale?
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never liked them. Pish written to the same pish formula every time for consumption by the pish loving masses. A bit like the Beatles, really.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Erm. Hot women? Action scenes? Well filmed?

    James Bond films are better than most of the ****e that's made nowadays <ok>
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hot Women <laugh>

    aye that makes a good film usually
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It definitely helps if there's a decent hottie in it <ok>
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    Not enough bikini clad totty in the later films. Halle Berry was the last I remember but I can't claim to be a Bond expert.

    Eva Green from Casino Royale has an unbelievable body but you hardly got to see her curves, such a waste because her tits are top drawer.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pish. It's the same ****in storyline in every single one of them. The baddie tries to take over the world. Bond goes in telling everybody who he is and how he likes his martinis. Shags a burd. Gets caught by baddie. Escapes cause the baddie disny have the sense to shoot the ****er in the heid, but instead excuses himself to leave Bond to his overly elaborated death, from which Bond escapes cause he always has the right gadget. Bond finishes off the baddie. Shags another burd. The end.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're just saying that because you worked on one of them ;)
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Bond films are for pre-pubescent boys.

    And ****ers that like The Beatles.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and tossers who think broon sauce adds anything at all to food.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    So that's how you lure them in. More PenisGalore than Pussy.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    This thread would've been much better if it was "Who is your favourite Bond girl?"

    I like the wee innocent woman in From Russia With Love, Dr Goodhead from Moonraker and Halle Berry.

    I'd make Berry greet worse than her oscar speech <ok>
     
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