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Jack Sparrow Mistaken Identity....

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by wizered, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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  2. Caldicot Cider Red

    Caldicot Cider Red Well-Known Member

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    Jeeez!!!...... I admit to pulling a few dogs in my youth but bloody hell she is ruff with a capital R..........drinking for 2 days and eating deadly nightshade does wonders for the looks.
     
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  3. Bluebaldee

    Bluebaldee Total Git

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    At last we know what CJS looks like - and it ain't a pretty picture!

    But ferry 'nuff, Mark Mcghee will probably sign her up in time for Saturday's game....
     
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  4. wizered

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    At least 20pence will know who keeps texting him or will he......? <laugh>
     
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  5. banksyisourhero

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    I had long suspected CJS of trannying up on the weekend..

    No looker is he?
     
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  6. MassiveAttack

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    classic wiz, and I love the eye patch!
    from another site........ 'The 51-year-old was so drunk on Lambrini she dialled 999 and officers raced to the scene but then unmoored the 45ft vessel and started drifting away. She was heard shouting "I'm Jack Sparrow" and "I'm A Pirate" as she made her escape on the double-decker ferry.

    I never thought cjs was that old!
     
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  7. banksyisourhero

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    Perhaps we are doing him a disservice and she has been misquoted and was actually shouting "I'm Jack Sparrows Missus? or mistress maybe?

    I would imagine he is punching above his weight with that looker..
     
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  8. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <laugh> FFS.

    wiz you bar steward <grr><laugh>
     
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  9. Minxy

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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    how the hell can you only post 627 comments and have a rep of 151?? what sort of favours have you been dishing out? <whistle> and why wasnt i invited? ;)

    <smooch>
     
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  11. Minxy

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    I just enjoy a good repping <devil>
     
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  12. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    if you were here i'll give you a good repping ;)
     
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    She don't like it up the back alley mate
     
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  14. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    she'll get whats she given ;)
     
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  15. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    What you going to give her...? :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  16. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    yes what exactly?
     
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  17. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    wouldnt be a surprise if i told you ;)
     
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  18. RedorDead

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    Bet you would humping away, and she will ask if your in yet ;)
     
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  19. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    are you trying to say she got a fat ass? thats not nice.
     
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  20. Minxy

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    excuse me .... I have a lovely ass :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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