I think the squad have said to him "if you're going to play like a cnut then you're going to have to wear a merkin on your head"
I particularly like the idea of it being a decorative item. It would make a nice scarf, banner for the wall, table centrepiece at a dinner party or childrens snuggle blanket. They're very versatile really, especially once you've washed out all the jizz.
Indeed. I have lots of ideas for pube removal. I’ve just trimmed my eyebrows into the hotel room bog. It’s much cleaner than SJP.
I sit on the toilet the wrong way around, carru out the operation and simply flush the bothersome pubes away.
Me too. I don't mind a little strip but generally I want that pussy prepared smooth for me. If I'm going to make the effort with man grooming, I'm not accepting fuzziness. There is nothing good about it. Whereas the sight of a freshly shaved pussy is a thing of beauty (provided she doesn't have a massive set of gammon hangers that whistle in the wind) I'd post an example but ACS will be at his militant best claiming its obscene. Whereas we are having a mature conversation, this is more akin to a biology class, and some detailed photographs would really help the posters visualise.
