please log in to view this image I mean, what the ****'s this belter doing with a sewing machine? Help me out here guys, somebody somewhere must be able to explain this.
You're getting ready for your big night at the ball (whatever formal thing he is attending) and you notice a tear in your trouser ball sack area. You phone your ma, **** sake got a rip in ma trousers, she says run to your grannys house quickly and pick up the sewing machine and bring it down here and ill fix it for ye. On your back from yer ma's with the sewing machine you notice some ****s truck has fallin in the river and you stop for a photo op. Simples.
guy in suit poses for sewing machine catalogue next to river, guy in truck sees him and drives through river to run him over as he hates the gays.
