Is This Funny?.....

So I'm sitting down to a nice breaded chicken breast dinner when one of the mechies on here sits at the table. He tells me that someone on here smeared **** all over a cubicle wall....not once but TWICE in the same cubicle. So I burst out laughing at that, everyone else at the table proceeds to tell me that this isn't funny.

I beg to differ. Smearing **** on a toilet wall is disgusting and pointless. Yes. Smearing **** on the same wall for a second time after someone has had cleaned it off.

I probably wouldn't have found it funny if I'd discovered it but still..... Double Dirty Protest!!!

 

its just probably more of an occupational hazard of working on a rig than anything else.

 

theres a way to catch the felon. put a notice up sayin the ****e has been tested by a doctor and the results show that the person who did it has bowel cancer and its in stage 4 already. then just wait for the tears

 

The best bit was at this mornings meeting when the OIM said "Anyone who has any information about this should come to me immediately"...I was sat there thinking "Hope they've washed their hands first"

 

would an informant in this case be called a " Stool Pigeon " ?

 

Or would the culprit be caught "Brown-Handed"???

 

he could always not offer any defence , which I believe cannot be construed as an admission of guilt as stated in the turd amendment .

 

This **** could go on all day

 

Really though. At what point do you think "I'm going to smear **** all over the place....twice"????!!!!????

The mentality of that astounds me. I imagine it must be pent up frustration like being forced to sit in on a 8 hour seminar on string theory and getting so annoyed that you don't understand it and can't go home so you finally snap and revert to infant behaviour. It's the lashing out of someone with a limited mental capacity. The problem being that this accounts for at least 30 people on here.

 

or a dodgy curry

 

ma mate invited too many people to his 21st party years ago in the rangers club so the owner tells him halfway thro his party that he is barred (it was ****in jammed packed ) so he decided to wipe ****e all over the toilet wall then kick the door of the cubicle

 

Id prob do that if I was in the rangers club too

 

Think I've told you before about my mate who has done a **** in a pint glass and a santa hat in clubs on separate occasions. He also did a **** out a second story window

 

ma mate does ****s in pints aswell. but he's 27 and has only just started doin it??

 

when i was away in iraq there was a big welsh **** i ****ing hated and on the day i left i half unpacked his bag, shat in it, then repacked it

thank **** i've never seen him again

 

dont know quite why but" on seperate occasions" made me laugh ..... sorta as if that was more gentlemanly than doing them on the same occasion

 

**** in the welsh bags....love it ( as you may know I dont like the welsh )

 

Also it would be quite an achievement to swap half way through from the pint glass to the santa hat without getting **** all over yourself

 

I started to think about how that could be achieved...but now Ive realised the futility