Irish water supplies

Was it on the sea front? if so the Roker hotel...

 

Wait. Sunderland has a sea front? I must have been much drunker than I ever thought.

Naw it was on a normal street. Walking distance into the centre of toon.

 

Medro will be watching it again and taking copious notes. Expect a YouTube clip or another newspaper reference tomorrow.

 

...just remembered there was a sex shop a few doors along from it.

 

Was it not a Thermos flask shop and you were pissed?

 

Could have been. I bought the burd of the time summat from it. It didny vibrate like I expected it to.

 

The bonus was that it kept your soup warm?

 

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The Morris Dancer's Arms.

 

Aye on someone else's thread

 

An Irishman was once asked by an eminent scientist what's the best invention in history.

He replied "da Termos flask to be sure"

When asked why he retorted "Well it keeps hot tings hot and cold tings cold"

"And?" asked the Scientist.

"How does it know?" Asked the Irishman.

 

Naw, that's where I finished off the night out.

 

Like a leech, or a limpet or a pubic louse.

 

Ba Boom Tish.

 

Fingers dun a funny!!

 

The gift that keeps on giving

 

I'm for London Thursday week Dan

Fancy a pint?

 

Are you in Crystal palace or did you try and change hotels?

 

Sometimes it's easier and more polite to just say '**** off'.