Irish water supplies

So basically everyone who lives in Belfast is either a taig or a prod.

Hmm.

 

Apart from SamAxe.

Hes a ***.

 

Axe is from Tyrone.

 

Seems that way.

 

But he lived in Belfast.

 

Same goes for South Armagh and the Falls road.

 

No he didn't. He lived in some village, Pomeroy maybe, and worked in Strabane. He never ****ed up about his drive to and from work.

 

And probably a robber.

 

Only Catholics carry out crimes on the Falls and only Prods on the Shankill?

 

Typical ****.

ST and EDGE do the same thing.

 

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Good to see you're doing your bit for the NI Tourist Board!

 

Seems that way, but both sides deny it, and blame the others...

So when they are bored of robbing each other, do they then decide to move to Liverpool and start afresh?

 

Are you not from NE England?

 

I was born there, yes. Even went to school there sometimes, why the curiosity?

 

Yer being stalked.

 

It's rampant with thievery and zoological buggery is all.

 

But i only have eyes for one, my love.

 

Gambol. Everybody's favrit.

 

It certainly is, bunch of bastards, it was one of reasons for wanting to leave, nice car, let's have it, ****s all of them.

But i think you may find that the animal buggery goes on near the Tyne, the mag ****s will **** owt, horses and dogs are their speciality.

I'm from sunderland, where we just like to poke our sisters and gan greyhound racing.