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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    Luck doesn't come into it. Go into interview as confident as you can................if you can whip the ass by beating all 200 of us regarding postings............your top gun!!!!!
     
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    holystone, Sep 8, 2011
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I work at Shiremoor NEDL and i'll make sure that you haven't got a hope in hell of getting a job with me................










    <laugh>

    only kidding , good luck
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Sep 8, 2011
  3. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Good Luck Tash!! Knock those fat ****s dead!! :D
     
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    QWOP, Sep 9, 2011
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Just remember to give them a nice wave as you leave the room, that'll win them over.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 9, 2011
  5. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Good luck <ok>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Sep 9, 2011
  6. Pipe4Life

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    My mate just left a post with NEDL to go travelling. he complained constantly about it but thats just because he hates people in general.

    hope you get it anyway sonna.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Sep 9, 2011

  7. Agent Bruce

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    ................... and don't forget, it's drinks all round out of your first pay cheque.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 9, 2011
  8. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Funny joke is funny
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 9, 2011
  9. Agent Bruce

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    No joke, it's the not606 rule.
     
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  10. P.T.N

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    Good luck dude! If you dont call the interviewers "fat bastards" and avoid rascism. You'll be fine.
     
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    P.T.N, Sep 9, 2011
  11. Alfie

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    Best of luck Tash <ok>
     
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    Alfie, Sep 9, 2011
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    Good Luck .
     
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    barnaby, Sep 9, 2011
  13. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    The best interview tip I was ever given, converted to work for you at NEDL

    Interviewer: So Mr Tash, can you tell us why you would like to work for NEDL
    Tash: My wife, Elle MacPherson , said she had finally had slept her way through all my colleagues at my current employment and that it was time to find new work mates.
    Interviewer: When can you start?

    Replacing Elle Macpherson with Yohan Cabaye is also likely to be successful!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
  14. overseasTOON

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    [QUOTE="not" geniusvoiceoreason;1257834]The best interview tip I was ever given, converted to work for you at NEDL

    Interviewer: So Mr Tash, can you tell us why you would like to work for NEDL
    Tash: My wife, Elle MacPherson , said she had finally had slept her way through all my colleagues at my current employment and that it was time to find new work mates.
    Interviewer: When can you start?

    Replacing Elle Macpherson with Yohan Cabaye is also likely to be successful![/QUOTE]

    Dammit.

    NOTE TO SELF: Elle McPherson and NOT SuBo...

    That explains why I failed the last interview.
     
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    overseasTOON, Sep 9, 2011
  15. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Just a matter of taste really, I mean how many people would prefer Elle to SuBo?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 9, 2011
  16. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    For the sake of humanity I really hope its a high percentage!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
  17. Jock McMagpie

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    [QUOTE="not" geniusvoiceoreason;1257892]For the sake of humanity I really hope its a high percentage![/QUOTE]

    49% SuBo(aka The Blackburn Booty) 51% Elle (aka The Body)

    Its closer than you would think!!!
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Sep 9, 2011
  18. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    Literally feel sick!!!!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
  19. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I'd do SuBo like. Nice and tight after all these years.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 9, 2011
  20. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Sep 9, 2011
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