Showed the boy in work JWs poems and challenged him to come up with one for the big titted secretary. He just text this to me Ur beautiful breasts stand out like the hills upon the horizon, waiting for the day my snake covers them in its poison. I wait 4 u in work full of anticipation, put u in the ****bank, for a nite of frantic masterbation, the jeggins defintley are the greatest invention in fashion, highlightin that incredible ass cryin out for passion. me julie wed go out get dinner something fancy we could eat, or perhaps a takeaway...ad stuff ur kebab with my meat.
Would it burst your bubble if I told you us women don't actually like men writing poetry for us? It kind of gnaws away at your masculinity in our opinion.
When I first saw you posting hen, i thought a burd on here? tina2010?, my baws swelt right up, my wee man got solid, the thought of you made me want to do things so naughty and horrid, i thought I've no chance, the way you stand up for yourself, so i spiked your drink, i just could help myself, well if you weren't up for it, at least i was, when you wake up tina remember, it was for a worthy cause! tina2010 <staunnermuir>
you'd like me then tina, a beat ****s up aw the time. only last week a had to save put wee senoj in his place
Your "pals" spelling is ****in awful too ML. I know it rhymes, but if you can't spell masturbation, then just write ****ing. Yours, Pedantic ****.
I'm man the hairy hunter, ****s know i'm hard as ****, but ****s like nev and ml11, i'm afraid they're out of luck, sure they boast they can fight like hardmen, but not as good as me, but one they sure do suck at, is the art of po-et-ry, See my rhyming skills are pukka but my masculinity's quite scary, i do have a sensitive side but my chest and balls are hairy, so let us two ditch those ****s and I'll recite you some Sartre, then once i'm finished the poetry ****e, I'll do you up the farter!
