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****ing moron

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Once again, the wee Hong Kong **** in work has ****ed up.

    Bit of background to this **** up. I done a set of drawings on Friday and got them done ready for issue. The director in Edinburgh needed two things added, nothing more nothing less. Seeing as I was off and the other young technician was at uni, it was left to the wee middle aged ****. He managed to add the two things in the wrong place, completely **** up the standards of the drawing and left my initials on for good matter. He sent it back over to the director who issued it, thinking nobody could **** it up.

    I get in this morning and look over the drawings to discover they are now ****ing ****e. I've been on the phone to the boss and he's ****ing raging. I need to spend my morning trying to fix them <grr>

    For other cad techs, the **** had changed the vp scale to strange numbers like 0.7649 <doh> He thinks because there is a grid on the drawing it doesnt matter.

    If I say here that I'm going to murder him and he turns up dead tomorrow, would I be the prime suspect?
     
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  2. B-C

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    He'll probably die from the chlamidia he got after shaggin a bird with his pal <ok>
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    <laugh> <laugh> I don't think chlamydia would kill him fast enough as I want him out the way. I'm literally ****ing raging. It would be a slow and painful death though.
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    i think we'd already covered that the authorities watch this site ML, PM me your log in details and i'll just post as you when you're off hacking the wee bastard to death <ok>


    it shouldnt be too difficult
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Cheers LR ya bawbag
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    i thought you were the senior technician, why not fire him?
    I hate working on drawings other folk have been using. I was working on someone elses drawing yesterday and he had drawn it all on layer 0 in the same colour <doh>
     
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    just trying to help out <whistle>
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    we do that too, if you use someone elses drawing or make major changes you save a copy before you start work.
     
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  9. some daft temp **** in ma work made a 1:100 drawing sheet bigger cos he cudnt fit a building layout in it <ok>

    he didny even undestand how that wudnt print to 1:100 anymore <doh>

    on another note.a jst got cot sleepin <laugh> its been a while
     
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    Girvan. That would seem to be the sensible thing to do . ML <doh>
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    clean and sober, you're still a dozy **** then nev? <laugh>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I've got temp files saved automatically <ok> Forgot about them. We only keep copies of drawings that have been issued in superseded folders.

    And I am senior technician but can't fire anyone, thats left to the operating board member <ok> I've put in a few words to him but he likes the guy <doh> No other **** does, he's the most annoying guy you can imagine

    Nev I'm still amazed at the stupidity of others. This same guy before changed a 1:1000 drawing to 1:5000 and couldn't understand why the text was so small <doh> He also explodes OS tiles and moves them about. He done it before when the grid layer was off, so when you turned that on it was completely apart from the actual tile <doh>
     
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  13. **** knows what happend, a thot ad seen the back of sleepin in work. Its cos a was up early both saturday and sunday. ****in joke.
     
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  14. <laugh> thursday nite.
     
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    ML

    If you're going to murder him, make sure his 2 bodyguards aren't with him<ok>
     
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