Infrastructure

Put to shame by 8 championship clubs on infrastructure although player spends we were quite high spenders as we knew

 

Is this about the toilets again?

 

The bog roll in the platinum area was quite soft for the Blackburn game.

 

I sense "quite soft" is not soft enough? Or was there no aloe vera?

 

Just not quite soft enough. Your fingers don’t tear through it like in L7.

 

Re-used?

 

I find the toilets at St James' to be the most socially awkward experience. Why do people hack and spit in the urinal? Why do people miss and piss on their feet? Why do people stand so close to the urinal that they get a good deal of splashback direct to the face? Why am I having a sneaky look at the dick just beside me? Why is it smiling at me? Is there anything as depressing in life as a half-time piss queue? Will anyone notice my pink lacy thong? Why does it smell like the hotdogs in here? Is it acceptable to have a sit-down wee and join the ****e queue, knowing full well what the savages will have done to the bog before I get there?

 

I wondered why you hung around next to me after you’d zipped up.

 

Better than him hanging out next to you....

 

Or out the back of me....