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  1. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Are you a Premiership striker or attacking midfielder? Then you could be one of the growing group of people suffering from CTBP. If you're not currently a sufferer, the chances are you know someone who is, and the likelihood is that you yourself will become a victim of CTBP in the future. There is no cure for CTBP. Once you have contracted it, the symptoms will last a lifetime. CTBP (Chieck Tiotes Back Pocket) syndrome is affecting an increasing number of Premiership footballers. At the moment, this has been confined to the UK, but experts expect it to spread to Europe within a couple of years.
     
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    Rep. <ok>
     
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    :grin: <badger>
     
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    How long will it be before CTBP scares the worlds top forwards from coming to England?
     
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    I want to be in Tiote's back pocket <wah>, who cares if I play left back. Tiote, the all mighty one, I beg you to let me in your back pocket.

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    <badger>
     
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    How many people are currently in Cheiks back pocket? And how many are in Colo's .. and where can I get some pants with massive back pockets so I can keep someone in them?
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
     
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    A shameless repost of the first article I ever wrote using the Carnivorous Badger moniker. Here's the original: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A67006389

    You may notice some of it is considerably out of date now.
     
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    I expect being in Tiote's back pocket to be a common condition in that book :D
     
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    Some other suggestions from the comments:

    We could make a genuine textbook out of these soon...
     
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    <tiote>
     
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  13. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Many appologies CV, I do indeed see similarities, and understand that you may feel that there is plagarism afoot..now that I read your original post, I do in fact recall it, though not at the time that I wrote this one. Therefore I can only deduce that: a. Your original post was so magnificent that it embedded itself in my sub concious, and b. great minds think alike!
     
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    FCBP is full to the brim at the minute thank god for Chieck to share the workload
     
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  15. Speedo

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    Haha cheers mate, you honoured it's legacy, much like a high quality cover version a la Aretha Franklin's respect (as opposed to Robbie Williams' shocking cover of Song 2, or in fact any other cover on here: http://www.badcoverversions.com/ )
     
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  16. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Sweet Jesus! I just managed to get to the end of the first line of Jamie Cullums High and Dry before I had to switch off. I want to know how bad the rest of it is, but I don't dare listen to it, it'll ruin one of the most perfect songs ever written for me for the rest of my life.
     
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    It should be a crime. Perhaps we should get Cheick on it:

    www.badcoverversions.com
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    The original tracks.
     
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