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Indigestion

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Following on from my successful posts on crisps, sweets, pies, cakes, pizza and fried breafasts does anyone have a decent cure for indigestion?
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 31, 2012
  2. Tina_old

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    :laugh:
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    haha, this has nothin to do with indigestion but there was a girl in my class in high school who got raped and we used to give her pelters for it
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Top yourself and hey presto indigestion is gone.

    The added bonus is you will be more popular.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 31, 2012
  6. Tina_old

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    There was a lassie at our school and everyone thought she was a prostitute.

    She wasn't. She had just sucked off a guy in the year above but I'm assured he didn't pay for it.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Tunas squalid confession.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 31, 2012
  8. Tina_old

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    Wasn't me funnily enough.

    I was a good girl when I was at school.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 31, 2012
  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Indigestion is for ****s and mongs.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 31, 2012
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    the way u said that gave me a stiffy

    grrr you nawty, nawty girl x
     
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  11. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not sure that would work, you've been brain dead for years and are still repugnant.
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 31, 2012
  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Try it out anyway sonny.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Trying it out anyway is for rape victims and prossies <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 31, 2012
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    rape victims and prossies are for biggus diccus <ok>
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Form an orderly queue outside my "counselling room" beeatches <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 31, 2012
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    i'll come along with a rape victim mask on and see if i get in
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    I'm the fkn counsellor on here, **** <grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 31, 2012
  18. Sweats

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    omeprazol.. works wonders. <ok>
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Rape counsellor?

    I thought that was Dougie <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 31, 2012
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A girl I knew was raped when she was 16. She was a proper slapper within a couple of years. I'm not sure if the rape turned her promiscuous, or she was that way to start with and had been "asking for it".

    Not a bad looking girl really, though her face had a somewhat rubbery quality.
     
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