****in Irish Twat

**** you, that's what I said

 

**** yer curry...

 

I dunno. Why were they wet in the first place? Everybody likes ham, so I think it must be wet people who like ham hate disabled people?

It's all very confusing.

 

Whooa there fhat bhoy! Don't take it out on the curry

 

Couldn't agree more. Nothing worse than wet ham.

 

Cancer is worse.

Lots of really nasty diseases are worse.

Toby is worse.

 

I'd say he's more a wet lettuce.

 

Only ****s and *****s say mong instead of *****

 

Only ****ters say ****s instead of ****ters.

 

Lettuce is best enjoyed after being drenched in fresh water. So, whit the **** ye sayin?

 

You partial to a moist lettuce?? Can't say I'm overly bothered by the moistness of a lettuce. I like mine to be crunchy. Though truth be told only ****s like eating lettuce.

 

More talk of salad days?

 

I'm waiting on devs lettuce joke

 

Yeah, lettuce have it Dev

 

I'm Sure it's a little gem too.

 

and thats just the tip of the iceberg

 

Ps travis where singing about getting a paki

 

No more lettuce puns please cos they annoy Toby.

 

out of order mate!

that's a red chard....