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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Milk not bear jizz, Apr 15, 2016.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 15, 2016
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    "Derek Asamoah signed this petition" <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 15, 2016
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  3. NSIS

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    I have read and considered this petition carefully. I can say in all honesty that I couldn't give a flying ****! :smile:
     
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  4. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    I think Cesspool would be more suitable................... But hope you win the euro cup<ok>
     
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    armchairblue, Apr 15, 2016
  5. Hoddle is a god

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    Some jokes just are not that funny. The OP need have no shame in that.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 16, 2016
  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes. You should know. <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 16, 2016

  7. Hoddle is a god

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    I always post for my own pleasure, Milky.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 17, 2016
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  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    It has 2 supporters now <whistle>
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 17, 2016
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  9. Skylarker

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    2 more than Man City.
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 17, 2016
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Kinda like having sex then. <ok>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 17, 2016
  11. Hoddle is a god

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    No, with sex, I always look to pleasure my partner first. I'm good at that, too. Just ask your mum.*



    *If your mum is not a milf, I apologise, and this schoolboy gag has backfired horribly.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 17, 2016
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My mother died a few days ago. :(










    Not really
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 17, 2016
  13. Hoddle is a god

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    That didn't stop me.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 18, 2016
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  14. NSIS

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    Personally, I find necrophiliia dead boring....<whistle>
     
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    NSIS, Apr 18, 2016
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