Immac on the baws

Sumbdy on here did that as I recall.

I think it was Trev.

Pud thinks is was Bealey.

Who wuzzit? Let's solve this mystery.

 

It was either Edge or Trev.

But they're both Hash.

And Hash is Newgod.

But so is Beale too...

I get confused when I think about it too much

 

I worked offshore with a Geordie guy who did it to his pal on a stag do. His baws swelled up to three times the size and he was hospitalised.

 

I have been reliably informed that the stuff they give ye for pubic lice is very nippy indeed. I, of course, would not know.

 

Ye cannae get pubic lice if you stay clean shaven.

 

Did you fall asleep watching the Inbetweeners, Gammy?

 

You need to read this, and then read the comments:

Not for knobs or Bollocks!

 

immac ffs hello 1990 ... its called veet now and I always use it on my baws if ya stick to the instructions its grand . go a second over the maximum 10 minute limit and youre as close to death as you can get.

I always set my phone alarm for 9 minutes giving me ample time to wash off the fiery cream of hell .

p.s. toby i am edge and nev yes and bealey is infact me but that was a low blow to add newgod into the mix. ffs id do a speedy if I was him.

 

Immac/Veet is for ****s and *****s, I use an open razor for the job. Fantastic adrenalin rush.

 

used the razor once got a tiny nick on my sac and bled to death. never again

 

I used veet in Ibiza

 

I bleach my ring piece

 

I knew it was you!

 

Was steamin drunk and made a **** of it

 

Anybody ever used a bleach power wipe on yer sheriff's badge when ye thought it was a harmless wet wipe?

Finishing aff a ****e with a wet wipe is pleasant. Finishing aff with a Dettol power wipe is a bit nippy. But yer ring is 99.99% germ free.

Our good friend Monica admits to enjoying ring licking, I'm wondering what his thoughts are on ring cleanliness.

 

Am just glad my memory got it right. Couldny care less how burnt yer pubic area got.

 

Moistened asbestos tape wrapped around the member, clearasil (or generic) gel coated on ball sac and allowed to congeal, hairdryer applied briskly for 2-3 minutes to lift hair from gel cover and finally a simple lighter flame will render extended follicles to ash in under 10 seconds.

Not speaking from personal experience, mind, but assured the job will do as intended.

 

I got crabs years ago, down in Erik country. Had to have most of my body hair shaved off and it could have stuffed a mattress, they then painted me in some kind of foul smelling slime which was supposed to kill off the crabs, it did not. Rather than endure another humiliating visit to the Medic I bought immac and applied it all over, killed the crabs stone dead.