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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by BlackAndAmberGambler, Sep 3, 2017.

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  1. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    No worthy of it's own thread, but you can at least buy a City shirt in Canada instead...in TK Maxx ! (apparently the only one in there)

    No sponsor either

     
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  2. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    My lass thinks it's a ****e film. She wanted to watch Narcos instead.

    She's the one.
     
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  3. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Bugger me...the Allams' global marketing campaign has gone viral with a no-name brand <laugh>
    Bastards.
     
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  4. Howden Tigress

    Howden Tigress Well-Known Member

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    Just thinking that DBT, perhaps we should raise a welfare alert for one of our own, BAAG. The last we heard from him was that Mrs BAAG was preparing him a relaxing bath, & black latex before 50 Shades of Grey! Is he still there, hand cuffed and chained up, down, back to front or whatever? Where will we get our training ground updates from? We have our priorities!

    #oneofourown #BAAG
     
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  5. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Well...you never know...

    on the other hand...

     
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  6. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I'm safe and well everyone!

    She got me trussed up like an oven ready chicken ready for action then fell asleep. I am currently handcuffed to a commode wearing my ankles as earrings. Anyone with any cutting gear available to nip round and release me?

    Everyones gone to work including the kids who commented that I should know better than to get involved in "those types of **** at my age".

    BTW I'm typing this with the only thing that's not strapped down.:emoticon-0104-surpr

    Oh, and the dogs keep smiling at me...Must be the 1 Cal spray.
     
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  7. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I've just found what looks like a large rubber Walnut Whip...must be a dog toy of some description.
     
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  8. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Hate to mention it B&AG but you may need to call the fire brigade:emoticon-0100-smile

     
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  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Not the hosepipe again.:emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  10. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    By eck Ernie I've heard some right excuses for cinema excess, but you don't say if you were on the back row or not, downstairs or not, shy does not becometh you. Magnum indeed, Tom Selleck would not be amused. :)
     
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