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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I gave him a blowjob in return for them.

    Easy peasy <cheesy>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 22, 2012
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You're to blame in the end. If you'd never shagged that chimp you adopted from Jane Goodall in the 70's and pretended was your son. A son you claimed was tragically struck with hypertrichosis whom you then proceeded to seduce and thus caused the AIDS epidemic.

    For shame Tina.
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 22, 2012
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Hi Jen! Where you been?
     
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    Toby, Mar 22, 2012
  4. Sam Axe

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    Shouldn't be long
     
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    Sam Axe, Mar 22, 2012
  5. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    I need one of these because my team will be relegated <wah>
     
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    Tom_BCFC, Mar 22, 2012
  6. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    we gave you 6 points, what more do you want?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Mar 22, 2012
  7. Tina_old

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    Are you black? <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 22, 2012
  8. Tom_BCFC

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    Another 6 <laugh>
     
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    Tom_BCFC, Mar 22, 2012
  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Hearted. <ok>

    I hope you do a Speed <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 22, 2012
  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im grateful to you for this sacrifice
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Mar 22, 2012

  11. Tina_old

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    I'd say the same to you, but you'd need a rope the strength of the old chains that used to pull the original Renfrew Ferry :cheesy:
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 22, 2012
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    The pleasure was all mine. I swallowed his load like a good girl :cheesy:
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 22, 2012
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    ah well, we'll be laughing in the premier league next season though. you'll be in league 1 with the skates, unlucky.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Mar 22, 2012
  14. VenomPD

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    Or I could just borrow the winch they use to get you out the bath in your sheltered housing...
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 22, 2012
  15. Tom_BCFC

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    Yep but they are a better bunch than your lot <whistle>
     
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    Tom_BCFC, Mar 22, 2012
  16. Tina_old

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    Ouch <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 22, 2012
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I felt bad typing it, it'd probably be more likely to be some sort of pulley and rope system with a team of Clydesdales to operate it. <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 22, 2012
  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    course they are... <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Mar 22, 2012
  19. Tina_old

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    You're a cheeky Teuchter ****! :cheesy:
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 22, 2012
  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    busy with jordan <ok> and youself?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Mar 22, 2012
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