...get me out of here Day 4 PJ&Duncan "Alister is exempt from todays trial as he has become ill from eating Craig Whytes ****e all season" Intense moment of silence "Alan, you have the second most votes.... for your bush raping trial, you.....yes you heard right....you will be locked in the hut with Steven Naiskill....see how you like it" Day 5 PJ&Duncan "We are expecting a new arrival from Glasgow. Parachuting in today will be Sone....isn't that exciting....look here he comes....wow he's moving fast.....too fast...!" Commercial break PJ&Duncan "Unfortunately Sone was asked to pay for his own parachute but ran out of cash renting the plane....todays trial is suspended" Day 6 Nikica " I'm a rangers player, get me out of here" PJ&Duncan "Sorry Nikica, it appears no one is willing to stump up for your transfer.....so, for todays bush trial, you will play Guess Who with Craig Whyte to find out who the un-named club were who bid for you in the summer" On tomorrows I'm a rangers player get me out of here... ...PJ&Duncan offer Steven Davis an escape to Newcastle ...PJ&Duncan offer Kyle Lafferty a starring role in Alien Autopsy 2 ...and Sone Alukos parents make a transfer offer for Nikica Jelavic
