I've been letting the bird know in no uncertain terms that I'm ill as **** and it paid off. Not only shagging on my sick days, but she came up to mine last night with 4 Incubus albums. I'd been saying I was going to get them, but she went out yesterday and got them to try make me feel better Forgot how good Incubus are
Whats better is it was her birthday 2 weeks ago and she was due her rag week, but instead kept taking her pill. Result - I got a weekend of non-stop shagging and her tits have got much bigger She's due to be on the rag the week she's on nightshifts
Shes still anxious about letting me pot brown again, thats her only downfall She was loving her present I got her. Silver locket and told her that weekend we could get pictures for it. The usual ****e birds love For my birthday she's got me sunglasses and trainers to stop my knee hurting so much (I have big wide feet )
"her that weekend we could get pictures for it." I just sicked up at that ... ****in High School Musical in EK! My wife loves cards for Birthdays etc and I have to pretend that I spent ages getting one that meant something because that's what she does... I instead go to Cardland and get 4 for ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã1! Why are women gay ?
I don't know but it's easy to manipulate them at birthdays and xmas. High school musical I've been with her over 4 years, I know what she wants to hear, and I know how to guarantee getting my hole Had her mum and sisters ooooing at the present, then I went for a pint with her dad and he said I was gay He probably thought I was showing him up. He gave my birds maw ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬à ¡ÃâìÃÆââ¬Â¦ÃâáÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã20 marks n spencers vouchers
Nothin worse and shoing up the Dad in law ... My problem is the Mrs' Dad is a proper old romantic, so I always look like a cheap ****!
my mrs doesnt know her dad so i win daddy issues+being easily impressed by small presents that say something nice on them = 0 effort required.
My birds dad is a ****ing great laugh. He used to be an alkie but cut down big time. He'll go to the pub, have 12 stella and not even be affected in the slightest He's joining the seniors tour for golf next year or the following one.
been with my mrs 7 years, any hopes or dreams she had died long ago still havent got her a wedding present
thats what i said. it's made up wedding bullshit pretty sure i've got a decent pair of gutties out of it though (nothing says i love you quite like funky gutties) so i better find something
