If you get offended By words in a song If you find offence At some stranger cupping his hands to his ears If you feel sick At some man running into a crowd If you hate a stranger For being over the top If you wish to attack Someone who speaks his mind If you wish death on another human being Who bumped into a man If you'd "send them back" Simply becuase of the colour of their skin If you blame society's ills On an entire religion If you want someone sacked For kicking water bottles Your life is seriously empty And - which is more - you a complete ****ing ****, my son!
Was going to try and get it to ryme, but couldn't be ****ed...am no Kipling!!! Man A: Do you like Kipling? Man B: Dunno, I've never Kippled.
No, don't really listen to much comedy online... Just really seen him on TV and watching his stand up stuff
