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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Null, May 12, 2011.

  1. Null

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    If you get offended
    By words in a song
    If you find offence
    At some stranger cupping his hands to his ears
    If you feel sick
    At some man running into a crowd
    If you hate a stranger
    For being over the top
    If you wish to attack
    Someone who speaks his mind
    If you wish death on another human being
    Who bumped into a man
    If you'd "send them back"
    Simply becuase of the colour of their skin
    If you blame society's ills
    On an entire religion
    If you want someone sacked
    For kicking water bottles
    Your life is seriously empty
    And - which is more - you a complete ****ing ****, my son!
     
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    Was going to try and get it to ryme, but couldn't be ****ed...am no Kipling!!!

    Man A: Do you like Kipling?
    Man B: Dunno, I've never Kippled.
     
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    A bit of an aul racist was that Kipling.

    Richard Herring does a very good routine about him.
     
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    richard herring is a very funny man
     
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    Brilliant.

    Did you listen to his aiotm podcast?
     
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    No, don't really listen to much comedy online...

    Just really seen him on TV and watching his stand up stuff
     
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    very clever man who makes base humour.....funny
     
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    I love Kipling.
     
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    he makes Exceedingly Good cakes as well <ok>
     
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