Off Topic If you won £1m

What would you buy with it?

I’d get a decent sized house.. a yellow mustang and probably buy a holiday home in Turkey.

 

Buy the Newcastle first team

Then spend the other 900k on a couple of houses

 

if those houses are in Liverpool you’d be talking streets of houses for £100k…

 

god no. May support the club but wouldn’t want to move up north, I prefer sunshine and where people talk properly

 

A hitman for Ashley

 

Put it with the the other ones
In the bank

 

And wave them all at Owen

 

Give 50k each to my close relatives.

But probably not spend it on much because I love minimalism.

Will save it and see how my life goes abit, probably give a lot of it to charity.

Maybe I'd use it to travel a bit.

 

Do you drink green tea?

 

Kill myself more than likely

 

Yeah, me too. I've just got to work out how to dispose of your body first.

 

Just get him hooked on smack then give him a dirty needle and leave him to rot

 

Bet your stag do will be a right scream.

 

I've never heard anyone say they love minimalism until today

 

I think it’s his way of saying he lives in a tent in his mums garden.

 

I'd love to meet a women that falls for such a line though

 

Move in to a licensed Dutch brothel, and probably burn some of it in front of beggars.

 

Can you remember that YouTube show called bumfights or something where they paid tramps to do stupid things.

 

Yeah it was class

 

lol bumfights was the thing that came before Jackass weren't it?