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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    pick one female celebrity to release a porno, who would you pick.

    Mila Kunis for me ...

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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Margaret Thatcher

    I'd love to see her in a snuff porno <ok>

    Preferably ****ed to death by a dozen well endowed miners.
     
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  3. Chancer

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    <ok>
    Just stole ma thunder!
     
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  4. Null

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    <laugh>

    Luckily you didn't have a typo moment or it would have been a Thatcher snuff movie starring children!
     
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  5. Null

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    <ok>
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "nobody"s wife.
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

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    Its finding well endowed miners that was the problem apparently

    all that being underground and lack of vitamin D due to lack of sunshine meant little tadgers
     
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  8. User Deleted

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    Inna.
     
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    Anne Widdecombe
     
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  10. The Howling Skull

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    Dame Edna - Phwoar
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Natascha McElhone, good actor bet shes a good shagger tae.

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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Was she no killed in an avalanche a couple of years ago?
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    No that was that redgrave bitch.
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Death by bukakke <ok>
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    salma hayek
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's a relief. I think Natasha McElhone death jokes would have upset me. But **** Natasha Richardson, open season on her.
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Trev those pappies are well photoshopped like I'd ride her but her tits are no that big.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

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    *****.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That Beatles song about bukkake upsets me. Disgusting. Should have been banned.
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    no their not. they got bigger when she was up the duff. it happens magically
     
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