Still beelin' about they photos? No far away from the strip in San Antonio. I've no done any damage since a broken elbow in Bristol last year so hoping to keep that up! The fanny over there is young, tight and doesn't bite.
Have heard a good few stories from pals about Ibiza. A fella I know was gettin gear off the looky looky men and trying to give them dodgy euros. They rumbled him and chased him all the way up to his hotel, all the way up to his room. He got out on to the balcony and jumped trying to make it into the pool. Of course he didn't make it and broke both of his legs. Another friend of a friend went out for 2 weeks and on the 2nd or 3rd day went on a mad one. Woke up on the rocks on the beach 5 days later with no recollection of what happened wearing only his shorts. All his mates had thought he had been murdered.
Jip delete this ****ing fred I had some amazing times in beefa back in the day and I'm getting flashbacks
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Yer right, I am a slow burner, and that is how the wimmin like it.
