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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Fill in the blanks lads and lasses.

    I think Mike Ashley........... sleeps on a bed of money in a gold glitterball onesie.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 6, 2015
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I think Mike Ashley will die in a plot by deaf translators when the lead conspirator reveals the secret signal.


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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 6, 2015
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    I think Mike Ashely..... Needs to get laid
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I think Mike Ashley posts on this forum under the username of Albert's Chip Shop.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 6, 2015
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  5. Wisey's Hair

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    I think Mike Ashley is sexy as ****
     
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    Wisey's Hair, Feb 6, 2015
  6. DarloGeordie

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    I think Mike Ashley.................picks his nose and eats it.
     
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    i think mike ashley got picked on at school by a kid in a newcastle top
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Feb 6, 2015
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  8. Wherever

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    I think mike Ashley is misunderstood
     
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  9. Heed

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    I think Mike Ashley is a sparkling example of what is best in humanity...:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    I think Mike Ashley is anorexic because when he looks in the mirror all he sees is a fat bastard.
     
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    I think mike Ashley is pat butcher without the blond wig
     
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  12. Gordonthetoony

    Gordonthetoony Well-Known Member

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    I think Mike Ashley was born in Sunderland and as a result has a massive chip on his shoulder.
     
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    I think Mike Ashley is laughing all the way to the bank
     
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    I think Mike Ashley, therefore I am







    A huge ****.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    With cheese on top?
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    I think Mike Ashley....doesn't
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I think Mike Ashley ........... will be here for a long time


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31357409

    Sky and BT pay Premier League £5.1bn for live TV rights
    Sky and BT Sport will pay the Premier League £5.136bn to share live TV rights for three seasons from 2016 until 2019.

    Sky have been granted five of the seven packages of matches on offer, including the first Friday evening games and both Sunday packages.

    BT won the remaining two packages.

    The deal represents a 70% increase on the previous contract - also shared by Sky and BT - and means that, with an increased number of live games - 168 - each match is worth £10.2m.
     
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  18. Shearers Right Boot

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    I think Mike Ashley..... Is the grandson of the guy whole played Doberman in Sargent Bilko.
     
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