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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 11, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's Kirkie for you.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    you said it

    PS I dont really know her, I know her boyfriend. He's not happy. aparently he's named in the record because he bought the boobs <laugh>
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Breasts. Is there anything they can't do?
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    make you cum when you're drunk
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I was about to pump a woman after a night out. She came back to mine and was about to get jiggy with it. Unping the bra (one handed of course) and out fall these 2 chicken fillets. She wasn't happy with me for laughing <laugh> She still got it ba' deep. That was the oldest bird I've shagged (she was 32, I was 19)
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <redcrossmuir>
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  10. Otto Flayshow

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    It's just a picture of the movie 'Harold and Maude' where an adolescent boy has a relationship with a 70 year old woman. <ok>
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Anyway, apologies for hijacking the thread. That bird was lucky as **** <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Nov 11, 2011
  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    and the term "threadjacking " is born
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    fredjacking

    that's when fred west snatches ye right aff yer raleigh burner eh?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 11, 2011
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    He certainly rode a few bikes in his time
     
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  17. Rustie bugmuncher

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    how she avoided going under the patio is a complete mystery
     
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