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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Dublin man waits 10 days in Chinese airport for 'girlfriend'
    • 2 August 2016
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    Image caption 41-year-old Alexander Pieter Cirk flew to Hunan Province's Changsha Huanghua International Airport from Holland in the hopes of meeting his 26-year-old love interest
    You might expect love to hurt, but for one lovesick Dublin man in China it resulted in a hospital trip for exhaustion.
    Alexander Pieter Cirk, 41, recently flew from Holland to Hunan province in the hope of meeting his online girlfriend, a Chinese woman known only as Zhang.
    But he ended up spending 10 days waiting at Changsha airport, after she failed to show up. And he has won little sympathy in China.
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    Image caption Ms Zhang later told local media that she "thought it was a joke"
    Mr Cirk told Chinese media that he met Ms Zhang, 26, in an app two months ago and romance blossomed.
    He decided to fly to visit her, but when he got to Hunan found no-one had come to meet him.
    He refused to leave the airport for the next 10 days, and was eventually taken to hospital suffering physical exhaustion, according to reports by Hunan TV.
    Ms Zhang contacted the TV channel a day after the report aired to give her side, saying that she had thought it had all been a joke.
    "We had advanced our romantic relationship but later he seemed a little callous towards me," Ms Zhang told Hunan TV.
    "One day he sent me a photo of air tickets abruptly and I thought it was a joke. He didn't contact me later."
    Ms Zhang also added that by the time Mr Cirk arrived at the airport, she was away having plastic surgery in another province and had turned off her phone.
    'Why would anyone do this?'
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    Image caption Mr Cirk was later hospitalised for physical exhaustion
    On Chinese social media, the majority of users were keen to point out the apparent absurdity of the man's actions.
    The hashtag "Foreign man went to Changsha to meet his online girlfriend" has been trending on micro-blogging site Weibo.
    "He must be stupid, why would anyone do this?" asked one user.
    "Doesn't he know that everything in China is fake?" said another.
    "Perhaps she did go to the airport, saw what he looked like, and promptly turned back around," was a theory proposed by another user.
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    Image caption "A foreigner taking off his shoes at the airport and sleeping on a sofa! How ill-mannered!" says the comment in the middle who tried to make light of the situation
    Others, however, had some sympathy.
    "Here's a guy taking a relationship seriously, don't play around with his feelings," the netizen said. "If you don't want him anymore, tell him so he can go home."
    "What does this say about Chinese integrity?", asked another.
    Mr Cirk was scheduled to fly home earlier this week.
    Ms Zhang reportedly said she would be keen to meet him after her recovery, saying she was still interested in maintaining their relationship.
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm, not sure that's Swords. Nowhere in that article does it refer to him being a cross-dressing former taxi driver with a penchant for bukkake.
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    He must be a QPR supporter, well-used to chasing lost causes...
     
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  4. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    WELL I NEVER POSTED HERE WHEN SWORDS POSTED BUT THESE KIND OF CHARACTORS ARE MISSED WHEN THEY GET BANNED OR LEAVE
     
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    I read this article yesterday, and on the one hand I feel sorry for him given he's probably not the brightest button in the box, on the other hand you kinda have to think at some point he stopped, or someone stopped him and asked what the yeck he was doing.
     
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  6. Woodyhoopleson

    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    Did you read the board when he was around?
     
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  7. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    What a saddo!!! I have no sympathy for him at all, the stupid sod!
     
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  8. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    woodyhoops no i didnt read the board when swords posted was he any good or just a load of rubbish
     
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  9. Woodyhoopleson

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    He was good value, amusing, but a **** stirrer. I've been looking back over old threads last couple of days. Some classics amoungst them. I only asked because you implies you knew he was a character.
     
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  10. The other R in Houston

    The other R in Houston Well-Known Member

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    He was definitely a character. But he never knew when to let go of an argument, and frequently went out of his way to push people's buttons.

    I miss the good he brought to the board, but it was frequently outweighed by the bad sadly.
     
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  11. qprted

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    well its a bit like my old factomondo i told him that we had a asian running the watrbs site and said no racists post or they will throw the book at you,but he was just
    spontaneous he would just post anything and ervything and its sad because in real life many of his friends are jamaican
    WHAT BLEW IT ALL UP WAS A TEN YEAR OLD WHITE KID FROM TOOTNHAM REFUSED TPO HAND OVER HIS BIKE TO A 12 YEAR OLD JAMAICAN
    THE TEN YEAR OLD WAS STABBED TO DEATH
    NOW FACTOMONDO WENT BESERKE,HE THEN LOST HIS FATHER AND NEW BORN CHILD THAT SENT HIM MORE BERSERKE THE REST IS HISTORY
    IN MY DREAMS I WISHED HE NEVER LOST IT BIG TIME BECAUSE IT COST HIM TWO MESSAGE BOARDS BOTH OF WHICH I CAN STILL POST ON BUT ACCROSS THE MESSAGE BOARD NETWORK I AM SADLY THE MOST BANNED QPR FAN IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THE MESSAGE BOARDS BUT IVE GOT OLDER AND REALISE THAT IF YOU GET BANNED FROM EVERY MESSAGE BOARD WHERE CAN YOU GO AND I LOVE THIS AND THE WATRBS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TRIED TO UNDERSTAND THAT I DO LOVE QPR,THEY ARE MY RELIGION I LOVE THEM
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Swords had a talent for spotting the other posters that he'd get a rise from and those that he wouldn't. He'd prod a few times and on an occasional basis, but if he didn't get your red mist descending he'd quickly move on to easier targets. By easier targets I am by no means criticising the different ways different posters responded to him. We're all...different.

    On balance I kinda miss him.
     
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  13. sheffordqpr

    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    I miss Swords too. We had many a crossed word, but on balance, we need posters like him, especially if you are a self opinionated bastard like me!!!
     
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    Swords broke the rules way to many times and was banned many times.

    I had no problem with him but it was my good mate QPR999 who gave up many of his hours having to sort out the trail of sh!t that swords often created.

    If Swords was still a member then I'm sure 9's would have gone away from this forum a long time back. Anyone like me who has had the pleasure of meeting 9's would agree he is one of the soundest blokes you could meet, and more QPR than I could ever be.

    I take my hat off to Mr 9's for playing a huge part in making this imo the best QPR forum on the net.
     
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    Sycophant. :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  16. Woodyhoopleson

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    You are right UTR's 100%, nines and co shouldn't have to deal with that sort of ****. There was a time when posters became bigger than the board and a lot of people didn't like it. It is very funny though looking back on some of those threads. You're also right that nines is a lovely bloke.
     
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    I'm having my man period<grr>
     
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    He really isn't. Nines I mean.
     
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    I came across him sometime back on an Irish forum, YBIG I think, although I'm not sure, he was beavering away trying to get a rise out of some people there but to no avail, they were just ignoring him. Maybe he's still at it, who knows.
     
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    I never had a problem with Swords and always liked his anti-Chelsea stuff. Back in the day (before i got banned from the scum board) we would go on there and rip them to pieces.
    However i believe he pushed the mods to the limit.
     
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