beautifull dream last night. i was in the pub and kate winslett was in there.i got chatting to her and brought her some drinks.after the pub had closed we went for a walk and we both said we were hungary.so we carried on walking and walking and walking,and we came across a jacket potatoe van,i had one with cheese and coleslaw and kate had one with chicken korma.next thing i knew we were both outside my house,so i invited her in for a coffee!!!!.the next thing i knew after a bottle off red wine we were undressing each other on the couch,and we then led each other to the bedroom totally naked the next thing i knew was that my missus did a loud trump and thats why i am sitting down here writting this
