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I had a dream

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  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I had a dream,

    I dreamt that N’Zogbia joined us for 5mil after forcing Wigan to sell, I only want Sunderland he said and will settle for 15k a week, its not about money.

    I dreamt that Bent was sitting in the Roker hotel, waiting for Bruce to call and say come home Dazzler and bring wor lass with ya.

    I dreamt that all our players enjoyed an injury free season.

    I dreamt that we beat Newcastle 5-0 and all our signatures changed to reflect it.

    I dreamt that the sun shone at every home game.

    I dreamt that my erection lasted a full 3 minutes without an effort.

    I dreamt that Osca did as he was told, every time.

    I dreamt that Middlesbrough won the premier title, it was then I realised it was a very bad dream.
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2011
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  3. Johnny Johnson

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    Bad dream just listening to Talk Sport and NZ has agreed to join Villa for 9.5 million ! (first post)
     
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    Johnny Johnson, Jul 25, 2011
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    Became a bit too far fetched at this point..
     
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    Nads, Jul 25, 2011
  5. Norway

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    Wish I could've dreamt the same except for your erection bit, ..................just had to blank that, oh and the last bit about middles,... someone or other winning the premier. BTW what league are they in? Still in the championship or were they relegated?
     
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    Can I ask Syd - are these 2 linked as they are next to each other in your list??
     
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    <laugh>

    Nice.
     
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    Nads, Jul 25, 2011
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    Welcome aboard marra...<ok>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 25, 2011
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    strange cos i had a dream i was being humped by george clooney. I then woke up to realise the husky voice i could here was in fact coming from next door where my neighbours were getting a bit frisky. At 4 30 in the bloody morning i hasten to add.
     
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    i had a dream bolo fell into a box........

    [video=youtube;7UozxNQg59o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UozxNQg59o[/video]
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    so are you female, gay or just have a thing for Clooney?
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2011
  12. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Just bought Osca a posh new bed, early night tonight I think
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2011
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Great find!!
     
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    jerseymackem, Jul 25, 2011
  14. RedNWhite4Life

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    none of the above maybe just slightly curious
     
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    RedNWhite4Life, Jul 25, 2011
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    Not sure whether you had a dream or a stroke Syd.
     
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    Disco, Jul 25, 2011
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