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I had a dream...

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    and you'll never guess who was in it. To be honest, I can't remember it as clearly now as I did when I woke up and I actually wish I had written it down now. Anyway, my big Orange mate pud was in it and Gambol was in it too, complete with missing digit. The weird thing is Gambol was actually that guy on youtube that laughs like **** and has a lot of teeth missing. Think the guy is Spanish, he is getting interviewed and there are usually subtitles and in one of them they are slagging off Celtic, in another somebody has put subtitles that he is slagging off and laughing at something else. Admittedly, I haven't explained myself very well and I can't even remember what happened in the dream but it was funny as ****. Any **** on here know who I mean?



    P.S. There was nothing homosexual about the dream and definitely no naked diving with sharks etc.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Seek psychiatric help.
     
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    <laugh>

    You know the **** I mean though?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Hmm, yes.

    I had a dream I was eating a giant wine gum and when I woke up my hot water bottle was missing.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Tell us about the time you dreamt you were eating a giant marshmallow please, that's my favourite.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did I tell you I used to have a water bed?

    I had to get rid of it, me and the wife were drifting apart.
     
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  7. monacoger

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    My mate from Armagh city actually said that in court
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm not sure how I should feel about this.
     
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  9. monacoger

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    To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure how I feel about it either. Do you know the guy I mean though?
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    Aroused?
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The Archbishop?
     
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  12. monacoger

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    Nope, he was from some housing estate there called Orange something, maybe Orange Fields? He used to play snooker with Neil Latimer(as in one of the UDR 4) when they were younger <ok>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> you're a fanny
     
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    Why? It's ****ing true, mate.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It's got to be the ****test claim to fame I've ever heard.

    My mate used to play snooker with Neil Latimer <laugh>
     
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    I used a cue myself but each to their own.
     
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    Funny you should say that because I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up you'll never guess what I found....
     
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  18. monacoger

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    <laugh> can you top it?
     
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    A dead prostitute?
     
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    Actually my giant marshmallow had gone. I think the prostitute must have choked on it.
     
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