Obertan.. because he has a head and if he didnt have a head he wouldnt be alive and we wouldnt have bought him and if that happened then we would have signed someone else whose more defensive and by default today we would have had 5 at the back and no high line. this would have made us stronger in defence and then all the fulham attackers would be like oh noes 5 defenders lets put 11 men up front.. then we could just hit every ball to ben arfa and they wouldnt have had defenders and so he could just run up the pitch and we would have won 10 - 0 easily. SACK STEVEN TAYLOR!!!!
and dont even get me started on how sholas dong was the cause of the wind in the first 10 minutes or so
he made a lasso out of his wanger i saw it on an arabic stream so people might have missed it.. anyways he was spinning it really fast and generating a wind that was in our faces. nearly had besties eye out.. and the knock sidwell took... yeah the bastard had whipped him on the ankle.. so clumsy. it also nearly tripped ben arfa on his run and goal... shocking behaviour
