Like sticking a suit on a tramp. Mind you, thank **** Dundee didn't win it. That would have been embarrassing.
Why not? Galsgow got it and it's a ****in cesspit of boils and puss filled sores. City Of Kultyure indeed.
They always award the City of Culture to ****holes. It's a way of placing a sticking plaster on a gaping wound.
There was no chance of Dundee winning it. Imagine Scotland finally breaks free from the stranglehold of the Union next year and Dundee was British City of Culture in 2017? Was never going to happen. Plus, it's a ****hole.
Hull is **** and smells like **** and is full of ****s and looks like a ****ing dump and their team is a bunch of ****s and they have a rapist in goals. Steve Bruce is a **** too.
Had a night out in Hull once, saw a couple shaggin in the back of taxi that was sitting in traffic next to our taxi. Had a night out in Dundee once. Came out a nightclub pished and decided a swim in the Tay in December was a good idea. It wasn't.