Howday fannies

im pretty much the same as i am on here in real life. an arrogant ****.

 

When did I ever claim that?

I'm ugly. Seriously.

 

Fixed it for you

 

when you first arrived you claimed to be like a better looking version of the blonde bird in emmerdale but better looking.

Its easier to believe you are an ugly fat man though, or a skinny man with a beard.

 

Dougie has low standards Tina. You could look like road-kill and he'd still look for the best place to stick his dick

 

you dont look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire.

 

No, I said I had been told I looked like her, but my boobs were bigger!

I'm happy enough for you to believe the fat/thin/bearded man thing though.

 

Thanks.

 

My mate ****ed a greased-up water-wing that he pushed between two sofa cushions in his mums house. He really would **** a snake in a woodpile.

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