how old were you

**** in the office claims he didn't get interested in burds till about 17. I reckon he's a ****.

As far as I can remember I have always been interested in chasing ra females.

 

Me too.

I vaguely recall being about 6 and getting a hard on over a girl in my infants class. I didn't know what it was all about but felt nice to rub it and ended up getting bollocked by the teacher.

 

We were touching up the birds in our last year at primary school - and they were reciprotating.

 

I didny get really interested in girls till I was 13. I discovered alcohol the same year.

I went from a A student to a dumbass in the space of a month

 

Always preferred feeling a meaty thrill hammer slipping in and out of my rancid stink chute

 

I never had a boyfriend until I was 17, thought 'boys' were assholes, even then.

Still do, in fact.

They used to annoy the ****ing life out me, even at school. <angry>

 

FFS

 

^^^ raped by priest

 

Lost yer viriginity the same year or did you hold off?

 

^^^ knocked back by priest.

 

dougie works wae venom

 

Same year. Got married to the **** I lost it to too

 

Tina, it was only mutual ****ing, I never shagged any of them until I was in secondary school.<responsible>

 

Never mind. I'm sure you made up for lost time and went cock crazy as divorced wimmin tend to do.

 

FFs

 

for all the pikeys in here (cousins,uncle's, father's don't count)

 

Same here Red. Always grabbing their fannies.

 

Not like you to admit you're feeling a ****?

Fair play

****

 

Something to be proud of. There's not many as thoughtful as you Red.

 

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