How goes it people?

I finally got round to registering on the new site, nice format, so credit to the powers that be for that.

Probably be the same as before, just on now & again due to work.

Here's some Saturday morning funnies for you all! Enjoy.

A man was lying in bed after sex with his new Thai bride, she keeps stroking his cock, the bloke says "do you really like my cock that much?" She replies, "No, I just miss mine!"

A woman was admitted to hospital with a hoover nozzle wedged up her fanny, although she's still in intensive care, the doctor said she's picking up nicely.

I had to have a blood transfusion the other day, all they had left was 2 pints of Pakistani blood & 2 pints of African blood, it's not as bad as it sounds though, I've now got a 12 inch cock & I'm top of the housing list.

A half Jewish, half Black kid asks his mum, "Mum, am I mostly Black or mostly Jewish?"
"Aw, you're just my son" the mother replies "but why ask such a question?"
"Well my mate is selling his mountain bike for £50 & I honestly don't know whether to be a good Jewish boy & haggle or just stab the **** & take the bike off him!"

Walter Smith walks down the touchline & a woman puts her arm out & Walter signs it, he walks further down the line & another woman lifts her top so he signs her tits, he keeps walking down the line & a woman removes her trousers, Walter turns to the woman & states "Sorry but it's Tony Mo'Berry who signs fannies!"

And finally.............

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dislexia. Hwoeevr, tihs is olny in exteem caess of slef aubse.

 

Teddy
Howz it going mate ? no been on much myself as i end up on all day and get **** all done at work and as we are quiet i thought i better get the finger out a bit.Still on 606 under a newish name.

Thai jokes a belter already taxed

 

I'm not in the office now, I got the rep's job so my day is spent travelling around the Alloa & Stirling area drumming up business.

Oh mate, I've got stacks more jokes. I get sent at least 5 a day, some right ****ing sick ones as well hahahaha.

 

Teddy Ya mad Bastard !! How's it gawn?

Great to see you again pal , another great Bluenose back on the board.

 

ffs Rocket, this is this was posted in June, and he was last active in September, If you want I can beg him to come back on Facebook

 

should of been gail trained really

 

FFS

Why was it at the top of the board then or am I completely losing it.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Av got Alzheimers
Violets are Blue.

 

That worked out well for ya then eh?

******ed oik.

 

Rocket Whit a fanny!

 

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