How Big's Your Member?

We're discussing it on the rangers board but I thought I'd put the article here too, so you don't feel excluded.

Get your wallopers out and measure it up against your screen on this ruler.

http://iruler.net/













I'm ashamed of myself.

 

Tina's is the biggest so far

 

I'm in tears here at him doing it

 

A modest six and a hawf but only six and a quarter when I scrape off the cheese.

 

He's some man

 

You've set the benchmark sir

That is indeed a fine sized walloper

 

15m.

 

I don't get what the big hoohas all about to be honest I've seen people do worse.

 

Oh really?

It's not that it's bad, it's just funny, the mental imagery.

 

Is it a computer or laptop you've got?

If it's a computer then that makes it slightly more amusing

 

Imagine this - was walking past fire station with my pal one summer day and out of the blue he pulls out his nob and starts helicoptering the thing about at passing traffic, 2 weeks later it was in the PA looking for witnesses to the daytime flasher, he was sober tae

 

PC with dual monitors.

 

You know some stand up chaps

 

It's either them or the travellers and I'll be ****ed if I'm hinging about with ****ing travellers.

 

**** sake

 

fixed.

 

It's not that big .

 

I just put my ruler up against the screen. that ruler isnt to scale. MD has a tiddler

 

Can I cheat?