Off Topic Housewarming Partaaay.

Bring cards and we can laugh at you playing happy families.

 

Just going to detail this thread to make @Matth_2014 feel socially included. #metoo

 

I will bring cake

 

Woah, you animal, you!

 

Matth is going to bring Commie's mum

 

I don't attend any party called a partaaay.

 

Skylarker is tying up people of all races.

 

What about a ukelele?

 

Just bring an Arctic Roll and your Wizard's hat ...

 

I've got a shed load of canisters in mine. And I'll help you do all the balloons

 

Matth is ignoring me, so I don't need to bring anything, but I'll bring some grenadine and swipe someones vodka, none of that cheap **** though, proper vodka.
Or maybe I'll bring some Absinth, that always produces a few laughs.

 

I'll bring a hand grenade or two so you can get rid of the kernts quick when it all goes tits up..

 

I’ll bring a canister of helium and Some board games

 

I'll bring two turntables and a microphone.

 

@petersaxton will bring the after dinner adult entertainment. Make sure you have plastic sheeting down.

I will bring the Geordie equivalent of that well known party game ........................................................ "Land the punch on the donkey"

 

Is Lukaku invited?

 

I must remember to include that old ABBA favourite "Take A Dump On Me" in my party playlist.