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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 16, 2015.

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Tottenham's a ****hole, I want to go home
     
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  2. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Le Tiss, Le Tiss, Matty Matt Le Tiss,
    When he gets the ball, he's quite likely to instantaneously control it, and if he's in the mood will produce a piece of exquisite skill, most likely leading to a goal. However, he's equally likely not to be up for it today so may petulantly moan at the ref.
    Matty, Matt Le Tiss.
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 16, 2015
  3. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    We're momentarily pretending to be unaware as to the identity of your team!!
    We're momentarily pretending to be unaware as to the identity of your team!!
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jul 16, 2015
  4. ......loading......

    ......loading...... 25 undefeated

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    Yes, in football terms, we're all singing about the end of the world...
     
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  5. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    You're currently under-performing, and you know you are!!
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Jul 16, 2015
  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    We always knew that you were here, we always knew that you were here.
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2015
  7. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    "Jose Fonte (eh?..:huh:) baby,
    Jose Fonte (eh?..:huh:) woah a oooo"
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jul 16, 2015
  8. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Score a goal Neil Shipperley,
    We will love you for a very brief period of around five minutes until you fluff the next chance.

    Oh--ohohoh
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 16, 2015
  9. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Oh go on then, I'll do it...

    .... "Johnstone Paint Trophy, you'll never win that"
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2015
  10. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    You probably could make love to a prostitute in her place of work
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2015
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  11. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Attack, attack, attack, attack, oh then defend furiously if you've managed to score a goal.
     
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  12. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    When I was just a little boy
    I asked my mother
    Could I go out to play with my mates
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2015
  13. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

    .........High standard premier league level keeper
     
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  14. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    *When 4-0 down*

    5-4, we've got no chance really of winning 5-4
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2015
  15. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Oh when the saints go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in, I don't really care if I'm in that number or not, as long as we win
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2015
  16. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    If I had the wings of a sparrow,
    If I had the arse of a crow,
    I'd be a genetic freak
     
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    Saints_Alive, Jul 16, 2015
  17. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    If he can play for England...... it actually has no bearing on the likelihood of me getting international recognition.
     
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  18. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    Your community is currently suffering from a mild outbreak of a largely-eradicated disease, and we wish to draw attention to this fact by humorously suggesting that contracting said disease is the reason for our presence, rather than this ongoing sporting contest.
     
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    Schad, Jul 16, 2015
  19. Clem Fandango

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    We're off to Brazil, we're off to Brazil!

    Some of our ex players, are off to represent England in Brazil!
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    "You're not very good..."
     
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