Homework...

**** needs a new t-shirt.

 

1, no, I haven't
2, got ya, you worthless pieces of ****e.

 

Don't be daft. I slur insults at people out of earshot. Ye hink am stupit?

 

arseholes

 

balloon knots

 

tea towel holders

 

Rumbled. ****'s drinking in a taig bar.

 

Quite ****ing right. Back in the day, in any decent pub, you'd be laughed out into the street for such horrendous ****ery.

 

Madonna drinks Guinness.

A lassies drink.

 

you only drink that cos it's got toffee in it, don't you?

same here

 

Nno all of them have toffee ya pair o fat ****s

 

Draught Budvar is the best lager

 

I have some of this today, not tried it yet.

 

a hud wan the orr day that wis 8.8%

mad belgian gear. tasted like pish right anuf

 

French connection beer in France made by Micks sounds ****.
Like selling a French stout in Ireland

 

A lot of the bars here are selling it now, so in protest I am just drinking bottles Heineken until they start selling Stella again.

 

As you can appreciate it is an expensive one man crusade, any donations to my fight will be put to good use.

 

So you're protesting by spending even more per visit ?.

 

It actually works out cheaper per ml, but you just somehow end up drinking more volume when drinking bottles, its a mystery as toyah says.

 

In London a pint of Heineken is just under £5 bottles are the same price for just over half .
Bonkers it is like.