Homework...

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This. Lager's for teenagers and lesbians.

 

Says the two ****y grape gobblers.

 

Lager is the only drink to drink in a pub.

 

no. do you have a job?

 

1. You've probably posted that already.
2. If you posted anything else on any other thread I wouldn't care, just stop using this place as a twitter feed to give us updates about your meals. You fat ****.

 

I'm guessing that's aimed at me.

Yes, I (unfortunately) have a job.

 

Guinness ya ****.

 

Lager is a great drink ... one of few drinks to drink in a pub.

Nothin better than a nice point of good lager and a rum (with ice n lime).

I love red wine but I'd never ask for a glass on it own in a pub!

 

I am a grape gobbler. Fermented first, of course.

 

I agree with about wine in a pub. In ma local ye'd get yer **** kicked in

 

Ye'd order a wine and the guy would say "where's yer burd".

Then ye'd get funny stares from everyone and no one would go to the toilet at the same time of you.

 

Just get a pint of wine then

 

Gambol just slugs it from the bottle while slurring insults at everyone in earshot.

 

Whilst poking aff the drunk auld slut propped up at the bar...

 

Saved you eight words there.

 

Would be more realistic him getting a knockback from the drunk auld slut at the bar, pretty much what happens on here. No offence Tina, I know you don't really drink much

 

We were kind of thinking the same thing!

 

We were both probably wrong though as I doubt the medication Tina is on is meant to be mixed with alcohol.

 

Will you all please stop your wining.

 

Must be, won an Oscar