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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Are we talking Titanic style here?
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    More of a rubber dinghy
     
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    Captainchaos., Feb 14, 2017
  3. Freddd

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    Her loss.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    With all these chat up lines floating around we should get the input and views of our lady members.

    So GLIF and Chippy what do you make of the chat up lines suggested?
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I don't know mind I'm a bit of a knob
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm moving on to the milk girl at work

    Ooohhhh

    She's tight
     
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    Captainchaos., Feb 14, 2017
  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Well I hope you manage to turn her loose by giving her your cream.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 14, 2017
  8. Judge Death

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    Practicing safe sinking then?
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Have you tried viagra?
     
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  10. Judge Death

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    If it's rubber - he'd be better off with a bicycle repair kit
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Chaos is just not doing it right
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 14, 2017
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