You'll end up like one of those British woman that you hear about who were kidnapped by their Turkish boyfriend and made to cook and clean for the whole family. You'll go out there with her and she'll have you locked in some basement within 24 hours and we'll never hear from you again.
Vegas Cancun australia Ibiza Thailand Portugal France Spain Belgium Florida Riga Amsterdam Tenerife Majorca look at me eh? ****
My favourite holiday was Marmaris a couple of years back, ****in amazing weather, plenty of bars and loads of topless Dutch and German burds Just be sure to stay away from pish-stained grunting alkies in Sellick taps tho Oh and I thought I saw Madeline McCann in the lift at my hotel, but she was sleeping in the arms of some greaseball Turk so I couldny tell if she had the wee eye thing. So I just left it.
Lets be honest though even if you had told the police they wouldnt believe a rare looking **** like you anyway
Cuba for the exotic. Albuferia in the Algarve for the less exotic, and now JnrW is around it's looking more like Saltcoats.