Hi Newsbot

You look like a gay Chris Evans

 

and since my first name is chris that has been a nickname

 

it was an attendance medal

 

pretty much

you dont get medals for ****ing it in the face of the enemy unfortunately

 

****ing crap job.

you can see from first pic but i took the sight off so i'd look more gangster plus it weighed several ounces

 

Did you live in Luke Skywalkers old house in Star Wars LR?

 

some heroin cook off called morphine rock. it was some drugs factory we blew up. i was doing an inventory of everything before we left. something like 50kg pure heroin, 250kg of that stuff along with a couple of hundred kilos opium, some bags of hash etc etc. there was also 500litres of amonia there for making the **** so it made a massive bang when it went up.

best op that we did, didnt come in contact at all, in and out in under 24 hours and blew up something like 5 heroin factories with some massive explossions and multiple precision missle strikes. good clean fun

 

it had electricity, it was a palace

 

i do occaisionally think i should've pocketed a 2kg bag of purest afghan heroin but to be honest at the time i was strongly opposed to carrying anything i didnt absolutely have to

 

2 kilos is still 2 kilos though, not a chance was i carrying that. should have told the interpreter to carry it for me

like the day i made him carry an extra 6litres of water because he was annoying me.

"i pour away?"

"get it in your ****ing bag"

 

This picture looks like Heaston Blumenthal has taken up job as an Army chef!

 

couldnt be heston, there's no liquid nitrogen and delia smith isnt sucking my balls