Help with helguson

Really sorry to hear that Pete. Many condolences to you and your family

 

Heiðar Helguson has the same initials as Helly Hanson however I have found that Heiðar Helguson's neoprene gussets aren't as good when eel slime has been applied ... I simply don't rate them

 

Helgusons favourite hobby other than heading a ball was infact hunting the lesser spotted pigme shrew in outer *****lia

 

Is your mate otherwise known as the Watford Stalker of Hertfordshire?

 

Thanks, Woodhoopleston.. that is something I've never typed before. Good name work man!

 

Joey barton is his HH long lost son.

 

commiserations pete
thank you beth
as for the rest of you
if ryan becomes a failure in life or even worse a man u fan like his older brother(such a disapointment)then i know it will all stem from here
if he starts to show homicidal tendencies because the only job he can get in the future is at mcdonalds i will be shipping him back to england..
that will teach you all

 

Great thread - thorough range of emotion covered, but you're right Kiwi, we've let you down. I'm gonna aim to research HH at lunch time.

 

HHis likened to a scottish animal, in that he has 1 leg shorter than the other. Some say it helps his sense of balance and to jump higher, but others say it explains why he is always running a round in circles.

 

the homework on HH received top marks and has been placed on display in the class window
where more than 300 kids who have never heard of heider now know all about him


also the look on an 8 year olds face when he asks you to say gullible slowly and you answer oranges

priceless

 

Sincere condolences Pete, hope you're ok mate.

 

I know it's a bit late to help young Ryan now (job done it seems and with credit) but my contribution on Heidar is this.

I think it was back on 606 just before we followed the Pied Piper of Northolt to this board, there was a thread on Helguson. One of the posts enlightened us to HH's unusually small feet. Never noticed that before then, haven't been able to get it out of my head since. Everytime I see him on the pitch, telly or photo my eyes go straight to his plates - I suppose I'm looking to prove or refute the assertion!

My conclusion? His feet do seem a bit small!

 

He certainly can that and does his bit in defense too.

 

thanks for that brix
wont be able to concentrate when he is in the box now
might explain why he scores so many with his head