Been reading for a while now but finally thought I would take the plunge and join in so I'd like to say hello to everyone. I was advised to look at this site by one of the other lads in the team as quite a few of them read from time to time. They tell me that you are all loyal Swans fans and that quite a few of you talk highly about me on here. I'm told that one of you in particular regards me as his favourite player. I don't know which one of you it is so perhaps someone can point me in his direction as I'm new on here. I'd be more than happy to have photos taken with him and sign any autograph requests. So please be gentle with me because if I can get some juicy gossip or any hot news from the Liberty I will be more than happy to share the news with you all. Not playing means I get a lot of spare time and it means I can spend a lot of time on here instead and get to know any new friends, especially my number 1 fan. By the way gents does anyone anything about a bloke that stalks us at Llandarcy. He's getting on a bit wears a dirty raincoat and we believe might come from Penclawdd. He also says he know things as a FACT a lot ?
Welcome mark, quick question for you..do you have any idea where the goals are on a football field?? Thanks
Goals ? Ummm no idea I'm afraid Mr Norway sir. Are they those white things with nets ? Mr Dilligaf, I like your picture are you the mystery fan I am trying to track down?
No it's not me Mark bit I do think you are great. You'll know him when you see his first post. He really really loves you
I intend to pop in every week if you'll all have me with all the latest news from the Liberty. Today and keep this to yourself mind, no putting this in twitter or on that book face thing but the gaffer told us that Man City are like the Scotland of the champions league and if he plays to tell Scott Sinclair that John Terry is sat next to his bird in the stands. Remember not a word to anyone
Mark ,do you think its possible to have a weekly "ask mark" article on here,something very similar to steve wrights radio2 "ask elvis" sketch ?? I think you probably know alot of intresting stuff and not just football related and im sure it would be very educational to some of the muppetts like myself who have a thirst for usless information. please please please mark ..your jack legend status is at risk if you dont seriously consider this
ValleyGrad, I'm the understudy to Leon Brittons understudy. I have played in and won one game at Wembley, ok it was only 4 mins as a sub but its still one more win than the Hoofball team down the M4
Mr Norway, I am more than happy to answer any questions you all want to know. I'm a bit simple but I'll try to answer everything
I don't see why this FFS person doesn't like me, I'm a nice guy just simple that's all. What does FFS stand for ?
FFS Don't pass it to him!!!! Is his full name!! By divulging this I might just jump up a place or two his list.
