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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Oct 9, 2011.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I know this one. It's a trick question isn't it?

    1 album (can be a double album) - Now that's what I call music 76 (double cd)
    1 video game - wii fitness
    1 movie - Jackie Chan Police Story
    1 season of a television show - McGuyver
    1 book - Bruce Lees 1st book
    1 drug (to be supplied each day, caffeine,tobacco and beer count) - Cocaine

    I would train myself up for a few weeks keeping fit, watching Jackie Chan & reading Bruce Lee. I would snap the CDs to make shiv like weapons. When the guard (I'm presuming there is a guard) comes to deliver my coke I would attack him with a kung Fu move, take a big snort then proceed to fight my way out of the hotel!
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you think too much <yikes>
     
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  4. Welcome to the North

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    = Piss.

    'ave it you Yorkshire Bastard!
     
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  5. Erik

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    No, Yonner. <doh>
     
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  6. Welcome to the North

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    My Banter skills are function poorly today, so I shall just call you a **** and claim victory.

    ****.
     
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  7. Erik

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    I am not impressed.
     
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    K.
     
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